Schlockfest
Alice's Schlockfest is where live some of the most astonishing, sleazy, gross-out, tasteless, campy, sometimes worst movies ever made. One of the most successful, bad taste, low-budget cult films, a spoof of heroic monster films, was director Michael Herz' and Lloyd Kaufman's "The Toxic Avenger" (1985) pictured right. Below you may enter Alice's line-up of the very best of the very worst....
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
4/10
Director: Edward D Wood Jr
Starring: Bela Lugosi, Duke Moore, Gregory Walcott, Tom Keene
A.k.a. 'Grave Robbers From Outer Space'. Hailed as the worst film of all time and so mesmerizingly awful it actually improves (so to speak) with each... Read more
Meet the Feebles (1990)
6.7/10
Director: Peter Jackson
Starring: Harry, Bletch, Heidi
From that gross but sensational director of 'Bad Taste' comes this 'Sluppet' movie. The film revolves around the famous 'Feebles Variety Massacre' - t... Read more
Freaks (1932)
7.9/10
Director: Tod Browning
Starring: Wallace Ford, Olga Baclanova, Leila Hyams
Inspired by childhood recollections of running away with the circus and befriending the sideshow freaks, Tod Browniing's vision of sideshow life is bo... Read more
Marihuana - The Devil's Weed (1936)
Director: Dwain Esper
Starring: Harley Wood, Gloria Browne, Pat Carlyle, Juanita Crosland
Reefer turns a good girl into a heroin-selling slut in the delirious, over-the-top non-masterpiece that is 'Marihuana - The Devil's Weed'. This film t... Read more
Serenity (2019)
7/10
Director: Steven Knight
Starring: Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Diane Lane, Jason Clarke, Djimon Hounsou, Je...
Baker Dill is a fishing boat captain who leads tours off of the tranquil enclave of Plymouth Island. His peaceful life is soon shattered when his ex-w... Read more
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009)
2.5/10
Director: Jack Perez
Starring: Lorenzo Lamas, Deborah Gibson, Vic Chao, Sean Lawlor, Dean Kreyling
Ludicrously shonky creature feature with two gigantic prehistoric sea critters released from their icy slumber in very bad moods. Giant Octopus goes f... Read more
Glen or Glenda (1953)
4.2/10
Director: Edward D Wood Jr
Starring: Bela Lugosi, Daniel Davis, Dolores Fuller
A.k.a. 'I Changed My Sex'. 'Beevare the beeg green dragin!' Thus we are warned by narrator Bela Lugosi who introduces us to the hopelessly confused Gl... Read more
Batman and Robin: The Complete Movie Serial (1949)
6.2/10
Director: Spencer Gordon Bennet
Starring: Robert Lowery, John Duncan, Jane Adams, Lyle Talbot
Join superheroes Batman (Robert Lowery) and Robin (John Duncan) as they help Commissioner Gordon (Lyle Talbot) battle The Wizard, a villainous madman... Read more
The House on Haunted Hill (1959)
Director: William Castle
Starring: Vincent Price, Carol Omart, Richard Long
Vincent Price stars in this classic William Castle film about a group of people who make a bet with the wealthy Price. They will each get $10, 000 if... Read more
The Raven (1963)
6.7/10
Director: Roger Corman
Starring: Boris Karloff, Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Jack Nicholson
The wheels of horror churn amid touches of humour in this twisted tale of sorcery most fowl! Inspired by the gothic poem by Edgar Allan Poe and starri... Read more