Schlockfest
Alice's Schlockfest is where live some of the most astonishing, sleazy, gross-out, tasteless, campy, sometimes worst movies ever made. One of the most successful, bad taste, low-budget cult films, a spoof of heroic monster films, was director Michael Herz' and Lloyd Kaufman's "The Toxic Avenger" (1985) pictured right. Below you may enter Alice's line-up of the very best of the very worst....
Reefer Madness (1936)
3.7/10
Director: Louis Gasnier
Starring: Warren McCollum, Dorothy Short, Dave O'Brien
'If you smoke it...you will go insane'. This classic anti-marijuana propaganda film depicts innocent high school kids being "turned on" by adult pushe... Read more
Assassin of Youth (1935)
4.7/10
Director: Elmer Clifton
Starring: Luana Walters, Arthur Gardner, Fay McKenzie, Michael Owen
Stop! Don't light that joint until you first watch this crackpot cannabis 'classic' from the 1930's. Here are the True! Facts on the weed with the Roo... Read more
Killer Condom (1997)
5.3/10
Director: Martin Walz
Starring: Udo Samel, Peter Lohmeyer, Iris Berben, Marc Richter, Leonard Lansink
Based on Ralph Konig's celebrated comic book, this over-the-top German import tells of a living, squirming, and worst of all, biting condom that grips... Read more
Robot Monster (1953)
2.9/10
Director: Phil Tucker
Starring: George Nader, Claudia Barrett, Selena Royle, John Mylong, Gregory Moffett, Pamel...
Ro-Man, a sex starved robot monster (dressed in a gorilla suit and diving helmet), has destroyed all of humanity with the exception of a small band of... Read more
The Blob (1958)
6.4/10
Director: Irvin S Yeaworth
Starring: Steve McQueen, Aneta Corseaut, Earl Rowe
This classic cult movie of the 50's combined both elements inherent in the Sci-Fi and teen delinquent movies of the time and created a new hybrid that... Read more
Blood Feast (1963)
5/10
Director: Herschell Gordon Lewis
Starring: Connie Mason, Mel Arnold, Thomas Wood
Herschell Gordon Lewis invented the modern gore film with this 1963 low budget thriller about a mad Egyptian caterer who uses human victims to spice u... Read more
Hercules in New York (1970)
3.2/10
Director: Arthur Seidelman
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arnold Stang, Taina Elg
AKA "Hercules Goes Bananas". Arnold Schwarzenegger made his film debut (with someone else dubbing his voice!) as the legendary muscleman who lands in... Read more
Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964)
6.6/10
Director: Byron Haskin
Starring: Paul Mantee, Victor Lundin, Adam West
Genre master Byron Haskin ('War of the Worlds') filmed this loose adaptation of Crusoe's classic shipwreck story, and set it in space, where a lonely... Read more
Barbarian Queen (1985)
3.9/10
Director: Hector Olivera
Starring: Lana Clarkson, Frank Zagarino
AKA 'Queen of the Naked Steel'. Set during the days of the Roman Empire. A simple village is raided by Roman troops, and most of the people are whiske... Read more
Attack Of The 50 Ft. Woman (1958)
3.8/10
Director: Nathan Juran
Starring: Allison Hayes, William Hudson, Yvette Vickers
Brilliantly terrible sci-fi with some of the worst special effects of all time, involving Nancy Archer (Allison Hayes) a wealthy woman fresh from the... Read more