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Schlockfest

Alice's Schlockfest is where live some of the most astonishing, sleazy, gross-out, tasteless, campy, sometimes worst movies ever made. One of the most successful, bad taste, low-budget cult films, a spoof of heroic monster films, was director Michael Herz' and Lloyd Kaufman's "The Toxic Avenger" (1985) pictured right. Below you may enter Alice's line-up of the very best of the very worst....

She-Devils On Wheels (1968)

4.8/10
Director: Herschell Gordon Lewis

Cult filmmaker Herschell Gordon Lewis (Blood Feast) directed this outrageously campy story of an all-female motorcycle gang called The Man-Eaters. The... Read more

The Mysterians (1957)

6.3/10
Director: Ishiro Honda
Starring: Momoko Kochi, Kenji Sahara, Yumi Shirakawa, Akihiko Hirata, Takashi Shimura, Sus...

'They've come to take our women!' Centuries after the destruction of their planet, the titular aliens land on Earth, install an impregnable dome by a... Read more

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

2.6/10
Director: Nicholas Webster
Starring: John Call, Leonard Hicks, Vincent Beck, Pia Zadora

A really bad film shot on a low budget in an abandoned Long Island airport hangar about two children kidnapped by Martians to advise on their domestic... Read more

Radar Men from the Moon: Volume 1 (1952)

4.5/10
Director: Fred Brannon
Starring: George Wallace, Aline Towne, Roy Barcroft, William Blakewell, Clayton Moore

Chapters 1-6 (of 12). A string of mysterious bombings striking at our nation's defense systems precipitates the call for the invincible Commando Cody... Read more

Godzilla: Son Of Godzilla (1967)

5.2/10
Director: Jun Fukuda
Starring: Tadao Takashima, Akira Kubo, Bibari Maeda

A group of scientists conducting weather experiments in the Pacific accidentally cause a massive radioactive storm - as a result the local praying man... Read more

Hobo With a Shotgun (2011)

6.1/10
Director: Jason Eisener
Starring: Rutger Hauer, Brian Downey

Originally a trailer featured in the Canadian theatrical run of Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's "Grindhouse," this exploitation tribute stars... Read more

The Cloverfield Paradox (Blu-Ray) (2018)

5.6/10
Starring: Gugu Mbatha-Raw, David Oyelowo, Daniel Bruhl, John Ortiz, Chris O'Dowd, Elizabet...

Orbiting above an Earth on the brink of catastrophic energy wars, scientists test a dangerous device that could provide unlimited power but also runs... Read more

A Bucket of Blood (1959)

6.8/10
Director: Roger Corman
Starring: Dick Miller, Barboura Morris, Antony Carbone

Roger Corman's prelude to 'Little Shop of Horrors' has Dick Miller getting that life-like quality to his clay sculptures by building them around life-... Read more

Ride The Wild Surf (1964)

5.8/10
Director: Don Taylor
Starring: Fabian, Tab Hunter, Barbara Eden, Anthony Hayes

Columbia attempted to catch the "beach party film" wave with this more serious look at three surf bums in Hawaii whose ambitions revolve around surfin... Read more

Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972)

5.5/10
Director: Bob Clark
Starring: Jane Daly, Alan Ormsby

Hippies and horror mix in this comedy-shocker from director Bob Clark ("Porky's"), who co-scripted with filmmaker Alan Ormsby. A group of actors and t... Read more