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Schlockfest

Alice's Schlockfest is where live some of the most astonishing, sleazy, gross-out, tasteless, campy, sometimes worst movies ever made. One of the most successful, bad taste, low-budget cult films, a spoof of heroic monster films, was director Michael Herz' and Lloyd Kaufman's "The Toxic Avenger" (1985) pictured right. Below you may enter Alice's line-up of the very best of the very worst....

Machete Maidens Unleashed! (2010)

7.4/10
Director: Mark Hartley
Starring: R Lee Ermey, Sid Haig, Judy Brown, Margaret Markov, Roger Corman, Joe Dante, Joh...

With real jungle locales, no pesky unions or safety rules, and a dictator's army on call, the Philippines became a hot spot for American and local low... Read more

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009)

2.5/10
Director: Jack Perez
Starring: Lorenzo Lamas, Deborah Gibson, Vic Chao, Sean Lawlor, Dean Kreyling

Ludicrously shonky creature feature with two gigantic prehistoric sea critters released from their icy slumber in very bad moods. Giant Octopus goes f... Read more

Offensive Behaviour (2004)

5.1/10
Director: Patrick Gillies
Starring: Richard Allom Cosgrove, David Sheard, Janice Gray, Elizabeth Moody, Yvonne Dawso...

Destitute filmmaker, Quentin (Richard Allom Cosgrove) has resorted to making homegrown porn flicks to fulfill his celluloid dreams, and Nigel (David S... Read more

Curse of the Puppet Master (1998)

4/10
Director: Victoria Sloan

Andre Toulon's puppets rebel against their new master, Dr. Magrew, who has been experimenting with human assistants. After sitting around idly as the... Read more

Hideous! (1997)

4.7/10
Director: Charles Band
Starring: Michael Citriniti, Rhonda Griffin, Mel Johnson Jr, Jacqueline Lovell

A group of rival collectors of severely deformed freakish human beings and the FBI agents that are investigating them must battle against some of thei... Read more

Killer Condom (1997)

5.3/10
Director: Martin Walz
Starring: Udo Samel, Peter Lohmeyer, Iris Berben, Marc Richter, Leonard Lansink

Based on Ralph Konig's celebrated comic book, this over-the-top German import tells of a living, squirming, and worst of all, biting condom that grips... Read more

Meet the Feebles (1990)

6.7/10
Director: Peter Jackson
Starring: Harry, Bletch, Heidi

From that gross but sensational director of 'Bad Taste' comes this 'Sluppet' movie. The film revolves around the famous 'Feebles Variety Massacre' - t... Read more

Redneck Zombies (1989)

4.3/10
Director: Pericles Lewnes

In the back-woods of America live a very special kind of people. Friendly, decent, hard-working dirt farmers. When they accidentally drink a barrel of... Read more

Bad Taste (1987)

6.7/10
Director: Peter Jackson
Starring: Mike Minett, Pete O'Herne, Peter Jackson, Craig Smith, Terry Potter

This notorious debut feature film from Peter Jackson is packed with all the outrageous action, senseless violence and sick humour that has made it one... Read more

Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf (1985)

3.4/10
Director: Philippe Mora
Starring: Annie McEnroe, Christopher Lee, Sybil Danning, Reb Brown

A young man, convinced his sister was murdered by a cult of werewolves, joins a lycanthropy expert on a mission to Transylvania to stop the terror at... Read more