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Schlockfest

Alice's Schlockfest is where live some of the most astonishing, sleazy, gross-out, tasteless, campy, sometimes worst movies ever made. One of the most successful, bad taste, low-budget cult films, a spoof of heroic monster films, was director Michael Herz' and Lloyd Kaufman's "The Toxic Avenger" (1985) pictured right. Below you may enter Alice's line-up of the very best of the very worst....

Jail Bait (1954)

3.2/10
Director: Edward D Wood Jr
Starring: Dolores Fuller, Lyle Talbot, Steve Reeves

A hard as nails gangster film Ed Wood style. A hood on the lam shoots his partner, then forces his surgeon father to change his face... Stars Lyle Tal... Read more

Just For the Hell of It / Blast-Off Girls (1968)

Director: Herschell Gordon Lewis
Starring: Rodney Bedell, Agi Gyenes, Nancy Lee Noble, Ray Sager, Steve White, Dan Conway,...

Teens run amok in this action-packed Double Bill. In "Just For The Hell Of It" a gang of nihilistic delinquints raise hell in a suburban community by... Read more

Killer Condom (1997)

5.3/10
Director: Martin Walz
Starring: Udo Samel, Peter Lohmeyer, Iris Berben, Marc Richter, Leonard Lansink

Based on Ralph Konig's celebrated comic book, this over-the-top German import tells of a living, squirming, and worst of all, biting condom that grips... Read more

King of the Rocket Men (1949)

7.2/10
Director: Fred Brannon
Starring: Tristram Coffin, Mae Clarke, House Peters Jnr

Ray guns! Evil scientists!! Ransoms!!! New York City at bay!!!! All this and much more in this ultra-exciting series in twelve death-defying episodes... Read more

Machete Maidens Unleashed! (2010)

7.4/10
Director: Mark Hartley
Starring: R Lee Ermey, Sid Haig, Judy Brown, Margaret Markov, Roger Corman, Joe Dante, Joh...

With real jungle locales, no pesky unions or safety rules, and a dictator's army on call, the Philippines became a hot spot for American and local low... Read more

Marihuana - The Devil's Weed (1936)

Director: Dwain Esper
Starring: Harley Wood, Gloria Browne, Pat Carlyle, Juanita Crosland

Reefer turns a good girl into a heroin-selling slut in the delirious, over-the-top non-masterpiece that is 'Marihuana - The Devil's Weed'. This film t... Read more

Meet the Feebles (1990)

6.7/10
Director: Peter Jackson
Starring: Harry, Bletch, Heidi

From that gross but sensational director of 'Bad Taste' comes this 'Sluppet' movie. The film revolves around the famous 'Feebles Variety Massacre' - t... Read more

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009)

2.5/10
Director: Jack Perez
Starring: Lorenzo Lamas, Deborah Gibson, Vic Chao, Sean Lawlor, Dean Kreyling

Ludicrously shonky creature feature with two gigantic prehistoric sea critters released from their icy slumber in very bad moods. Giant Octopus goes f... Read more

Monster From Green Hell (1958)

3.4/10
Director: Kenneth G Crane
Starring: Jim Davis, Barbara Turner, Robert E Griffin

Man tampers with the unknown when a rocket carrying test animals crashes in Africa's Green hell. As the local animal population begins to flee, scient... Read more

Night of the Ghouls (1960)

3.6/10
Director: Edward D Wood Jr
Starring: Duke Moore, Tor Johnson, Criswell, Paul Marco

Here is Ed Wood's last horror movie and sort of sequel to 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'. Dr. Acula is raising the dead near Willow Lake, meanwhile strange... Read more