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Schlockfest

Alice's Schlockfest is where live some of the most astonishing, sleazy, gross-out, tasteless, campy, sometimes worst movies ever made. One of the most successful, bad taste, low-budget cult films, a spoof of heroic monster films, was director Michael Herz' and Lloyd Kaufman's "The Toxic Avenger" (1985) pictured right. Below you may enter Alice's line-up of the very best of the very worst....

Robot Monster (1953)

2.9/10
Director: Phil Tucker
Starring: George Nader, Claudia Barrett, Selena Royle, John Mylong, Gregory Moffett, Pamel...

Ro-Man, a sex starved robot monster (dressed in a gorilla suit and diving helmet), has destroyed all of humanity with the exception of a small band of... Read more

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

2.6/10
Director: Nicholas Webster
Starring: John Call, Leonard Hicks, Vincent Beck, Pia Zadora

A really bad film shot on a low budget in an abandoned Long Island airport hangar about two children kidnapped by Martians to advise on their domestic... Read more

Serenity (2019)

7/10
Director: Steven Knight
Starring: Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Diane Lane, Jason Clarke, Djimon Hounsou, Je...

Baker Dill is a fishing boat captain who leads tours off of the tranquil enclave of Plymouth Island. His peaceful life is soon shattered when his ex-w... Read more

Serenity (Blu-Ray) (2019)

7/10
Director: Steven Knight
Starring: Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Diane Lane, Jason Clarke, Djimon Hounsou, Je...

Baker Dill is a fishing boat captain who leads tours off of the tranquil enclave of Plymouth Island. His peaceful life is soon shattered when his ex-w... Read more

Sharknado (2013)

3.3/10
Director: Anthony C Ferrante
Starring: John Heard, Tara Reid, Jaason Simmons, Cassie Scerbo, Ian Ziering

When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace, and nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and... Read more

She Gods of Shark Reef (1958)

2.5/10
Director: Roger Corman
Starring: Don Durant, Bill Cord, Lisa Montell

This low-budget schlocker from Roger Corman is set in the South Pacific where two brothers on the run from the law are shipwrecked on an island popula... Read more

She-Devils On Wheels (1968)

4.8/10
Director: Herschell Gordon Lewis

Cult filmmaker Herschell Gordon Lewis (Blood Feast) directed this outrageously campy story of an all-female motorcycle gang called The Man-Eaters. The... Read more

Slender Man (2018)

3/10
Director: Sylvain White
Starring: Joey King, Annalise Basso, Julia Goldani Telles, Jaz Sinclair

Small-town best friends Hallie, Chloe, Wren and Katie go online to try and conjure up the Slender Man -- a tall, thin, horrifying figure whose face ha... Read more

Speed Kills (2018)

4/10
Director: Jodi Scurfield
Starring: John Travolta, Katheryn Winnick, Jennifer Esposito, Matthew Modine, Tom Sizemore...

Speedboat racing champion and multimillionaire, Ben Aronoff, leads a double life that lands him in trouble with the law and drug lords. Read more

Spider Baby (1964)

Director: Jack Hill
Starring: Lon Chaney Jr, Carol Ohmart, Sid Haig

A.k.a. 'The Liver Eaters', 'The Maddest Story Ever Told'. Lon Chaney Jr is the manservant to a family of cannibals in this low budget horror comedy. L... Read more