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Schlockfest

Alice's Schlockfest is where live some of the most astonishing, sleazy, gross-out, tasteless, campy, sometimes worst movies ever made. One of the most successful, bad taste, low-budget cult films, a spoof of heroic monster films, was director Michael Herz' and Lloyd Kaufman's "The Toxic Avenger" (1985) pictured right. Below you may enter Alice's line-up of the very best of the very worst....

Night of the Lepus (1972)

4/10
Director: William F Claxton
Starring: Rory Calhoun, Janet Leigh, Stuart Whitman, DeForest Kelley

Giant Flesh-Eating Rabbits Ravage American Southwest After Scientist Slips Up! This is the unforgettable sci-fi shocker in which an experiment to cont... Read more

Offensive Behaviour (2004)

5.1/10
Director: Patrick Gillies
Starring: Richard Allom Cosgrove, David Sheard, Janice Gray, Elizabeth Moody, Yvonne Dawso...

Destitute filmmaker, Quentin (Richard Allom Cosgrove) has resorted to making homegrown porn flicks to fulfill his celluloid dreams, and Nigel (David S... Read more

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

4/10
Director: Edward D Wood Jr
Starring: Bela Lugosi, Duke Moore, Gregory Walcott, Tom Keene

A.k.a. 'Grave Robbers From Outer Space'. Hailed as the worst film of all time and so mesmerizingly awful it actually improves (so to speak) with each... Read more

Planet of Blood / Journey to the Seventh Planet (1966)

Director: Curtis Harrington, Sidney Pink
Starring: John Agar, Dennis Hopper, Basil Rathbone, John Saxon, Greta Thyssen, Ann Smyrner

A sci-fi classic double feature. "Planet of Blood" (1966) Aka 'Queen of Blood' - An outer space rescue mission finds a green-skinned woman in a Martia... Read more

Radar Men from the Moon: Volume 1 (1952)

4.5/10
Director: Fred Brannon
Starring: George Wallace, Aline Towne, Roy Barcroft, William Blakewell, Clayton Moore

Chapters 1-6 (of 12). A string of mysterious bombings striking at our nation's defense systems precipitates the call for the invincible Commando Cody... Read more

Radar Men from the Moon: Volume 2 (1952)

4.5/10
Director: Fred Brannon
Starring: George Wallace, Aline Towne, Roy Barcroft, William Blakewell, Clayton Moore

Chapters 7-12 (of 12). A string of mysterious bombings striking at our nation's defense systems precipitates the call for the invincible Commando Cody... Read more

Redneck Zombies (1989)

4.3/10
Director: Pericles Lewnes

In the back-woods of America live a very special kind of people. Friendly, decent, hard-working dirt farmers. When they accidentally drink a barrel of... Read more

Reefer Madness (1936)

3.7/10
Director: Louis Gasnier
Starring: Warren McCollum, Dorothy Short, Dave O'Brien

'If you smoke it...you will go insane'. This classic anti-marijuana propaganda film depicts innocent high school kids being "turned on" by adult pushe... Read more

Ride The Wild Surf (1964)

5.8/10
Director: Don Taylor
Starring: Fabian, Tab Hunter, Barbara Eden, Anthony Hayes

Columbia attempted to catch the "beach party film" wave with this more serious look at three surf bums in Hawaii whose ambitions revolve around surfin... Read more

Robinson Crusoe on Mars (1964)

6.6/10
Director: Byron Haskin
Starring: Paul Mantee, Victor Lundin, Adam West

Genre master Byron Haskin ('War of the Worlds') filmed this loose adaptation of Crusoe's classic shipwreck story, and set it in space, where a lonely... Read more