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Schlockfest

Alice's Schlockfest is where live some of the most astonishing, sleazy, gross-out, tasteless, campy, sometimes worst movies ever made. One of the most successful, bad taste, low-budget cult films, a spoof of heroic monster films, was director Michael Herz' and Lloyd Kaufman's "The Toxic Avenger" (1985) pictured right. Below you may enter Alice's line-up of the very best of the very worst....

A Bucket of Blood (1959)

6.8/10
Director: Roger Corman
Starring: Dick Miller, Barboura Morris, Antony Carbone

Roger Corman's prelude to 'Little Shop of Horrors' has Dick Miller getting that life-like quality to his clay sculptures by building them around life-... Read more

Assassin of Youth (1935)

4.7/10
Director: Elmer Clifton
Starring: Luana Walters, Arthur Gardner, Fay McKenzie, Michael Owen

Stop! Don't light that joint until you first watch this crackpot cannabis 'classic' from the 1930's. Here are the True! Facts on the weed with the Roo... Read more

Attack Of The 50 Ft. Woman (1958)

3.8/10
Director: Nathan Juran
Starring: Allison Hayes, William Hudson, Yvette Vickers

Brilliantly terrible sci-fi with some of the worst special effects of all time, involving Nancy Archer (Allison Hayes) a wealthy woman fresh from the... Read more

Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)

4.8/10
Director: Roger Corman
Starring: Russell Johnson

Roger Corman directed this big-crab classic in which a crew of scientists investigates a nuclear fallout-stricken atoll in the Pacific. There isn't a... Read more

Bad Taste (1987)

6.7/10
Director: Peter Jackson
Starring: Mike Minett, Pete O'Herne, Craig Smith, Terry Potter, Peter Jackson

This notorious debut feature film from Peter Jackson is packed with all the outrageous action, senseless violence and sick humour that has made it one... Read more

Barbarian Queen (1985)

3.9/10
Director: Hector Olivera
Starring: Lana Clarkson, Frank Zagarino

AKA 'Queen of the Naked Steel'. Set during the days of the Roman Empire. A simple village is raided by Roman troops, and most of the people are whiske... Read more

Batman and Robin: The Complete Movie Serial (1949)

6.2/10
Director: Spencer Gordon Bennet
Starring: Robert Lowery, John Duncan, Jane Adams, Lyle Talbot

Join superheroes Batman (Robert Lowery) and Robin (John Duncan) as they help Commissioner Gordon (Lyle Talbot) battle The Wizard, a villainous madman... Read more

Battle Beyond The Sun ( Nebo Zovyot ) (1959) / Star Pilot ( 2+5: Missione Hydra ) (1966) (1959)

7.6/10
Director: Francis Ford Coppola, Pietro Francisci, Mikhail Karzhukov, Aleksandr Kozyr

An americanised version of Nebo Zovyot was the product of Roger Corman's acquiring the rights to the Russian film and exploiting it for all the specia... Read more

Battle Of The Bombs (1985)

5.3/10
Director: Johnny Legend

It's showtime in Cinematic hell as we focus on highlights and previews from the biggest bombs, most twisted turkeys and wackiest worst movies of all t... Read more

Big Meat Eater (1983)

5.2/10
Director: Chris Windsor
Starring: George Dawson, Big Miller, Andrew Gillies

Cardboard models, singers that can't sing and some fabulously appalling dialogue in this piece of modern kitsch - for those of you who believe no tast... Read more