"M*A*S*H - The Pilot" - Hawkeye writes a letter home to his father and describes the 4077th's antics, including a raffle to send a Korean houseboy to the States. "To Market, To Market" - Hawkeye and Trapper deal with the black market to obtain some much needed medical supplies. "Requiem for a Lightweight" - Trapper steps into the boxing ring to keep a favourite nurse from being transferred out of the 4077th. "Chief Surgeon Who?" - To Frank's dismay, Hawkeye is promoted to chief surgeon, which prompts Frank to call General Barker to the 4077th. "The Moose" - Hawkeye and Trapper help a young Korean girl gain freedom from her G.I. "Master". "Yankee Doodle Doctor" - General Clayton sends a film crew to the 4077th, but Hawkeye and Trapper, appalled by the propoganda, take matters into their own hands. "Bananas, Crackers and Nuts" - While Henry is away, Hawkeye fakes a psychiatric problem to gain some much needed R & R. "Cowboy" - Henry's life is put in danger by a disgruntled helicopter pilot who will do anything to receive a discharge.